We review Round 04, 2016 of the AFL, including Fremantle's inexorable slide into Western oblivion, Collingwood's and Essendon's continued mediocrity, and look at a dumb article on why a good rule is bad. Sam gets disastrously upset about Carlton things...
- Nathan Buckley's post game conference made some good points.
- Relive the tense boredom of the 2005 AFL Grand Final.
- The Carlton shop has this Dale Thomas t-shirt, this Robert Walls book and this DVD of 2012 Victories for sale
- For some reason, we found this hilarious and relevant: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard apologise to Barnaby Joyce.